surreal news story of the day

Surreal news story of the day: Puppy thrown at German biker gang

Now, the headline in itself is pretty off the wall. Someone threw a puppy at a biker gang?

But wait! It gets weirder:

A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

a. he mooned a group of Hell’s Angels?
b. puppy hurling = bad
c. he escaped on a stolen bulldozer

Let’s look at that last one again. He *escaped* on a bulldozer. Notwithstanding his somewhat foolish, nay reckless initial bare-bottomed insult, followed by a cruel spot of puppy hurling, he then decided to make his escape from a group of leather-glad german bikers on a bulldozer

He actually got away from a bunch of presumably bemused Hell’s Angels, on a large earthmoving machine, which he then ditched and hitch-hiked the rest of the way home.

I suspect the bikers were looking at each other saying “Am I imagining things, or did that actually just happen?”

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter. 🙂

Author: dave

Book reviewer, occasional writer, photographer, coffee-lover, cyclist, spoon carver and stationery geek.

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