the inimitable Michael Marshall Smith’s latest blog post is jolly entertaining
On a slightly-related note, I opened a pack of Tesco ground coffee yesterday morning.
No, really, I did. Life is just that exciting round here.
I noticed on the side of the packet a photograph of a large, friendly pile of the aforementioned coffee nestled artfully in a hessian sack, with a spoon sticking out of it.
Under which was the text ‘serving suggestion’
Now, call me an old traditionalist if you will, but I would wager that 99.999% of coffee drinkers in the known universe would prefer their coffee served in a mug, having been steeped in hot (but not boiling) water first. And not, as Tesco would suggest, in a sack, hessian or otherwise.
Red Seas Under Red Skies, by Scott Lynch
Second of the ‘Gentleman Bastard’ series, following up from the brilliant The Lies of Locke Lamora. My friend at work bought it and loaned it to me to read first (nice chap).
In Red Seas, Locke and Jean end up having various piratical adventures on the high seas. Generous dollops of treason, double-crossing, triple-crossing, sneaky high jinks, cunning escapes and thrilling cons. Reminded me of the Pirates of the Caribbean series in places. Huge amounts of fun trying to work out how on earth the author will manage to get our heroes out of this and that.
Republic of Thieves is out in March 2010, according to Amazon. Whatever you do, don’t read the Amazon page until you’ve read this book first! Major spoilers etc.
If you’ve read both, you might be interested to know that Scott has posted up the prologue to book #3 on his website…
Is it next year yet? 🙂 I really want to re-read them both again, right now.
Added to amazon wishlist for future christmas pressies. 🙂
Is this thing on?
I was making my way to the car park a while ago, headphones on, enjoying the rush of people around me as the Scissor Sisters played tunes in my head.
I love the feeling of having a personal soundtrack to what I’m doing. It allows you to feel disconnected, yet still *there*, if you get my drift.
Everybody wants the same thing
No trading places on the chain gang
It doesn’t matter how you swing it
Everybody wants the same thing
So, there I am, heading over the bridge when I notice the guy in front of me. Youngish, smartly dressed. Staggering. He falls to the left, corrects, straightens, keeps going and staggers to the right. Rinse and repeat. He almost collides with half a dozen people while I gradually catch up with him. He seems quite jolly though – I can hear him talking away to himself and anyone who’ll listen.
When the hammer comes down it never makes no sense
Chaos is not a virtue, paranoia loads the bases
Not that anyone will. Who’d talk to a staggering, crazy drunk dude on a cold dark night such as this?
I bide my time, gauging the flow of people, waiting for the moment when I can step up my pace and slip past him on the narrow pavement. Cars whiz by, inches from the side of the road, cutting off the option of using that as a space. Ah well, there’s no great rush.
What is it that you want?
What is it that you give?
Where do you plan on finding it?
How do you want to live?
There. A gap. I increase my stride, timing my move to his stagger. He goes left, I pause, he goes right, I go past.
We’re now a hundred yards further on. I sense a presence behind me. A staggering presence, moving erratically. I tune out the words to the song and realise that he’s talking to me. A hand catches the arm of my coat and I remove the headphones, tinny voices spilling out into the cold night.
“Mate,” he says, eyes wide. “I have a question.”
“Yeah?” I reply. Sharp, huh?
“Mate,” he repeats, gesturing at the stream of traffic and people as his stagger comes to a halt.
“Why? Why is Leeds… mechanical?”
This last word is spat out, loaded with venom and bile. His eyes dance in the sodium glare of the streetlights.
“No idea mate, ” I offer. Weak, but true.
He drops to his knees, arms raised to the heavens, face turned to the sky. “WHY? Someone must know! Someone *must* know!”
I shrug. The only possible answer to such a question. Whatever this guy is on, he’s flying. Good luck with your quest, mate. I hope you find an answer.
Love is what I want
Love is what I give
Right here’s where I’m finding it
That’s how I’m gonna live…
lyrics courtesy (and copyright, no doubt) The Scissor Sisters, Everybody Wants The Same Thing, from their album, Ta Dah!